You can't spell disappointment without me.

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

Anonymous asked:

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Well, as a heterosexual male, I am a huge fan of women, and I can safely say that I have never been intimate with a man, nor do I foresee a future where I ever will be. So, yeah, I suppose I am a Gold Star lesbian.

Does this entitle me to certain benefits and discounts? Do I get a dollar off my Denny’s Original Grand Slam® breakfast? Do I declare this on my taxes?

I’m glad I finally have something to be proud of.

🎖️

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

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@sisyphists

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[britnya]

@ambiguous-equivocations

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Some people know me. And then there’s people like you who know me very well

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[liposucction]

Since when are memes this specific?

[enlightenyourselves]

@ambiguous-equivocations

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[enlightenyourselves]

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[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[enlightenyourselves]

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[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[asian]

My girlfriend painted me a Pepe the frog for my birthday

[jaegeristic]

need me a freak like that 😩👌💦💦👏😘

[lifeprotips]

My girlfriend won’t even text me back

[enlightenyourselves]

@ambiguous-equivocations

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[mens-rights-activia]

Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Me: Hmm, let’s see 

[enlightenyourselves]

@ambiguous-equivocations

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[weloveshortvideos]

Anxiety Factor: Ordering A Pizza

[enlightenyourselves]

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Haha. It ain’t even like that….yet.

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[slimetony]

this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired

[more-notes-than-you]

how long have you been awake for?

[slimetony]

eight minutes

[enlightenyourselves]

@ambiguous-equivocations

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Discomfort is the only life I know.

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes

[You can't spell disappointment without me.]

[willcub]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[enlightenyourselves]

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I’m angry.